Well, if you're in the same boat, here's the antidote.
Why is a tank with an applique on the back an antidote to wanting more kids?
Because that applique is positioned so it will cover up a stain.
And how does one acquire a stain on their back?
By having a baby in a back carrier. And then having that baby vomit all over them. At the grocery store.
So, there you go. The antidote. You're welcome.