I looked and looked for a tutorial or a pattern for a crib bumper that inspired me. I did see a few finished ones I liked on Etsy, but I wanted to make it myself. I wanted to be intimately involved with the nursery preparations for M. (As if growing the kid was not intimate enough? Must've been the hormones.) And then I did this version for my friend Kyra's January baby, Aubrey.
Working with a layer cake and some yardage to make a crib bumper, you’ll need:
18 layer cake squares, which are 9” x 9” each. You don't have to buy a layer cake, you can cut your own from any fabrics if you like, I just liked the variety I got from a pre-made layer cake.
1 set of crib bumper batting, which consists of six panels that are 1” x 10” x 26” (I used Nufoam procured from the Joann empire) or you can cut your own batting pieces to 10 x 26. If you cut them yourself, you’ll need to consider your quilting approach—a low loft batting will need at least a little quilting to give it some body.
Backing fabric: 1 yard. 9” wide x 156+” long (4 strips of 9” wide, 45” long fabric, joined)
Sashing: I used 2 strips that were 3" wide and 156+” long. One of the strips I embellished with stitching, which reduced the width to about 2 1/2” wide. I made this my top edge.
Ribbon or stitched bias trim for ties. 10 yards + 6" (Doesn't need to be bias cut. I guess this would be non-bias bias trim.)
Cut your layer cake squares in half, creating two rectangles from your original squares.
Take one of the rectangular stacks and measure it into thirds, or about a 6” and a 3” section, and cut.
Make a mess. Mix and match these sections to make mixed squares until you’re happy with a layout.
Stitch the two smallest rectangles together first with a 1/2” seam allowance that you’ll use throughout this project. Press.
Stitch a large rectangle to the two smaller ones. Press. Trim the uneven side.
Stitch three squares together.
Stitch another three squares together.
And the last six.
Now we have the beginning of the two short sides (3 squares each) and two long sides (6 squares each) of your crib bumper. Now is a great time to lay them all out in order to make sure you know which end is the top side and which is the bottom, especially if your top and bottom trim are different.
Cut your ribbon or double-fold stitched bias tape into 24 15” lengths (12 pairs). With the remaining ribbon or tape, cut two 3" pieces that will become loops.
Pin four pairs of ties in place to the edge corners of the first short side. Baste these at the very edge (1/4”) and pin the tails somewhere onto the inside area so that as you stitch your sash you won’t accidentally stitch the ties in some odd place. You're just holding the ties in place so that you can...
Pin right sides together, stitch your sashing down the length of one side, and then do the same on the other side.
Pin and stitch your backing fabric, right sides together, to one piece of sashing and then to the other, so that you now have an inside-out tube.
Using a rotary cutter and a straight edge, carefully trim a right edge on each end of the tube.
Follow these steps to create another piece just like this one that will be the other short end of the crib bumper.
To create the two long sides, you've already stitched six cake squares together. Pin and stitch two pairs of ties in the middle of each side before attaching the sashing, backing piece and squaring the ends like you did with the short sides.
Choose the short piece that will end your crib bumper. Turn it inside out so that right sides are facing. Stitch the entire width of the tube with a 1/2” seam allowance. This closes one end of your bumper. Turn it right side out. This is the end that will have ties, but not loops.
Choose the long piece that will connect to this short end and turn it inside out. Slide the short end of the bumper into the tube and match the ends that and will make one of the corners. Stitch all the way around the tube, closing the circle and trying to keep things even-steven so that you don't have any weird bunchy spots. Turn right side out. Continue with the remaining short side and the remaining long side.
Stuff your very very very long beautiful crib bumper tube with batting. Now is the time to quilt the center section if you like. I can't give you much in the way of pointers in this area, since I chose not to do it. I felt like the Nufoam held it's shape well enough without it, but it looked like it could be machine stitched a bit if you'd like to. A lower loft quilt batting would probably need a good bit of pinning and then quilting in order to give it a bit of rigidity to stand up in the crib. Very sturdily stitched strategically placed buttons or small areas of decorative stitching could be a good alternative.
Back to it. We're almost done. Make 3” loops with your bias tape or ribbon and pin them in place 1” from each corner of the closing end. The loops are inside the tube and the ends stick out. Like we did the ties above. Stitch these in place 1/4” from the edge of your fabric, and then fold the ends of the tube in so that the loops stick out and the ends are tucked in. Stitch the entire width of the tube with a 1/2” seam allowance. This closes your bumper! Ta da! Whew! High five!
Please, oh, please, oh pleeeeeeeeease send me your feedback if you make one. I'd love to see your finished work or hear your complaints about my descriptions of the process and improve the tutorial. I might even make this into a pattern some day since I know that some folks would much prefer to see something like this laid out than try to follow the description. I'd loooove to hear what you think? Yes, I'm already just sitting in front of my computer, just watching the inbox, hoping hoping hoping for your message. You just go about your business. When you're ready to talk, I'll still be here. Waiting.
Yep, still here.
P.S. I thought you might like to see another version of this. Happens to be the one I made first, for my own M. Here it is-- instead of layer caking it, I made a very long strip of what were essentially jelly roll pieces that I cut partly from upcycled materials and partly from new goodies.