Recently I was accused by Florence (one of my favorite bloggers. I get a smile on my face just seeing her in my google reader line-up) of posting cute pics of my kid in a romper and causing people with “no more kids for me” status to maybe rethink their decision. Looking around blogland, it’s hard to see the most adorable kids ever (looking at you, Rae) and not want to have another one. Maybe.
Well, if you’re in the same boat, here’s the antidote.
Why is a tank with an applique on the back an antidote to wanting more kids?
Because that applique is positioned so it will cover up a stain.
And how does one acquire a stain on their back?
By having a baby in a back carrier. And then having that baby vomit all over them. At the grocery store.
So, there you go. The antidote. You’re welcome.
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My hubby and I have been TTC for a while and reading this only made me want kids even more! However, it was very humorous! Thanks for the laugh!
Hahahahaaa!! Thank you for the laugh. As mums we all know about stains. As a working mum – I tend to have to wear suit jackets to work – great for hiding chld-induced stains but terrible for blatantly showing up “snail / snot / mucus trails”. I’m still giggling over your post.
Hahaha..I have so been there! Good Save!
Now I still want another baby, AND I want to be that skinny . Gee, thanks. :)
HAHAHAHA! That was funny. My public vomiting incident was inside the shirt while breast feeding. I had to go buy new clothes! Beat that! LOL! :)
LOL! I do the suit jacket thing too! My facebook status yesterday was something about how I carefully select my clothing based on how much I don’t care if it gets vomited on.
Hilarious! I’m “fixed” and would still love more kids but this is great :)
Awesome idea! =) I think I am going to borrow it – I have some tees I can’t bare to part with and way to many plain tanks – I think I can combine the two and create some awesome applique shirts! Thanks for the idea!
HAHAHAHA…oh my goodness that had me spitting out my rootbeer. You are too funny, A! :)
And so true about the cute baby pics. I completely agree, it’s irresponsible. I promise to stop as soon as my babies get ugly. :P